Misanthropic Forest Boy

my name is blog and welcome to my personal corbin
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assassinregrets:

assassinregrets:

NO

ONE

SWEATS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

HAS MORE PETS THAN WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE OUTLINES MORE CHALK SILHOUETTES THAN WILL GRAHAM

"I USE ANTLERS IN ALL MY INVESTIGATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE DREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

CHOKES BACK SCREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

NO ONE’S COMING APART AT THE SEAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM

"I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT HALLUCINATING"

OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM

Tell me which god/goddess I’m the child of

perce:

Bonus brownie points for why

(Source: perce)

tygermama:

  • the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
  • it’s Steve’s idea
I’m answering this publicly, because you deserve to be called out for your bullshit and also because I am so fucking livid, it’s only fair to show everyone just how absolutely infuriated i am i mean what the fuck
Okay I’m going to start this rant by asking you who the fuck you think you are. You’re not even following me! You just showed up in my inbox after I made a completely justified personal post about my health. At first when you showed up, although you were being an enormous asshole trivializing how i felt, I didn’t actually think it was that big of a deal. You were someone I could vent to for a minute, and it sort of helped, I guess.
But, check it out: YOU ARE EXACTLY THE KIND OF DOUCHEBAG EVERYBODY CALLS CIS SCUM. Let me walk you through exactly why everything you just said was the worst possible thing you could have said to me right now.
Ask number one: Right off the bat, you’re trivializing the things that I’m upset about. I don’t actually give a fuck about the technicalities. I want a dick. Also, who the fuck do you think you are, telling me how I can identify? Dictionary definitions are ink on fucking paper, I’m NOT trans, I’m a cis dude that happens to have a vagina and I will absolutely NOT let you tell me otherwise.
Ask number two: Oh, good for you, you’d be happy with or without a penis. I’m sure that’s really easy for you to say seeing as how YOU were FUCKING BORN WITH ONE. (Also your little joke was not funny, it was disgusting). It’s not about the function of the thing, or the fucking convenience, it’s about having one, and having had one since birth. Additionally, IT’S NOT YOUR RIGHT TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN BASE THE WORTH OF MY LIFE ON. I assure you, there are several other reasons I want to kill myself, would you like to tell me those are petty too? Would you like to tell me more about how wrong I am for wanting to live in a world where I’ve been given the short end of the stick since birth??
Number three: How about, instead of preaching about hope and calling me uneducated, you get off your high horse and try to understand why I don’t have any damn hope left. There is none. And wow, yeah, that’s really upsetting. But just telling me I need to be hopeful isn’t going to change the fact that I would be happier dead than I could ever be alive.
Four: Again calling my mental ability into question for wanting to die. Thanks. I don’t LACK anything except that FUCKING PENIS I’M UPSET ABOUT NOT HAVING. Time and effort aren’t going to help me at all!!! What are you talking about?? YEAH I’M JADED AND FOR GOOD REASON. MY GOALS ARE MY GOALS AND THEY ARE LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO OBTAIN WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING. I CANNOT “GET” TO THEM. THAT’S THE PROBLEM. THAT’S WHY I WANT TO DIE.
Five: FUCK YOU I AM LIVING REAL ACTUAL ADULT LIFE BECAUSE I AM A REAL ACTUAL ADULT AND THIS IS MY LIFE. These are not just “teen angst problems” they are real problems!! I mean good for you you’ve never experienced dysphoria so bad you want to fucking kill yourself but it’s my REAL ACTUAL ADULT PROBLEM. Also this is not about sex. It’s about being in the right fucking body, which I’m not. Trust me I know all about my other problems and this happens to be the one that I can’t fix no matter what I do. Most problems have solutions, or at least ways to make them less awful, but this one doesn’t, and death is preferable. I figure you’re not mentally equipped to empathize or even sympathize with me for long enough to understand that, though, or to understand anything out of your immediate perspective, for that matter.
And finally, six: You absolutely have no right to ask me to do anything of the sort, you close-minded bonehead. The “weiner biz” is absolutely the most relevant problem in my life and will be until I die, whenever that may be.  It is absolutely most important, and there’s no fixing what’s been done.
I don’t know what you were trying to accomplish lecturing me, but you’ve done a really great job at making me feel like shit, and you’ve failed spectacularly at making me want to commit suicide any less. 

I’m answering this publicly, because you deserve to be called out for your bullshit and also because I am so fucking livid, it’s only fair to show everyone just how absolutely infuriated i am i mean what the fuck

Okay I’m going to start this rant by asking you who the fuck you think you are. You’re not even following me! You just showed up in my inbox after I made a completely justified personal post about my health. At first when you showed up, although you were being an enormous asshole trivializing how i felt, I didn’t actually think it was that big of a deal. You were someone I could vent to for a minute, and it sort of helped, I guess.

But, check it out: YOU ARE EXACTLY THE KIND OF DOUCHEBAG EVERYBODY CALLS CIS SCUM. Let me walk you through exactly why everything you just said was the worst possible thing you could have said to me right now.

Ask number one: Right off the bat, you’re trivializing the things that I’m upset about. I don’t actually give a fuck about the technicalities. I want a dick. Also, who the fuck do you think you are, telling me how I can identify? Dictionary definitions are ink on fucking paper, I’m NOT trans, I’m a cis dude that happens to have a vagina and I will absolutely NOT let you tell me otherwise.

Ask number two: Oh, good for you, you’d be happy with or without a penis. I’m sure that’s really easy for you to say seeing as how YOU were FUCKING BORN WITH ONE. (Also your little joke was not funny, it was disgusting). It’s not about the function of the thing, or the fucking convenience, it’s about having one, and having had one since birth. Additionally, IT’S NOT YOUR RIGHT TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN BASE THE WORTH OF MY LIFE ON. I assure you, there are several other reasons I want to kill myself, would you like to tell me those are petty too? Would you like to tell me more about how wrong I am for wanting to live in a world where I’ve been given the short end of the stick since birth??

Number three: How about, instead of preaching about hope and calling me uneducated, you get off your high horse and try to understand why I don’t have any damn hope left. There is none. And wow, yeah, that’s really upsetting. But just telling me I need to be hopeful isn’t going to change the fact that I would be happier dead than I could ever be alive.

Four: Again calling my mental ability into question for wanting to die. Thanks. I don’t LACK anything except that FUCKING PENIS I’M UPSET ABOUT NOT HAVING. Time and effort aren’t going to help me at all!!! What are you talking about?? YEAH I’M JADED AND FOR GOOD REASON. MY GOALS ARE MY GOALS AND THEY ARE LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO OBTAIN WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING. I CANNOT “GET” TO THEM. THAT’S THE PROBLEM. THAT’S WHY I WANT TO DIE.

Five: FUCK YOU I AM LIVING REAL ACTUAL ADULT LIFE BECAUSE I AM A REAL ACTUAL ADULT AND THIS IS MY LIFE. These are not just “teen angst problems” they are real problems!! I mean good for you you’ve never experienced dysphoria so bad you want to fucking kill yourself but it’s my REAL ACTUAL ADULT PROBLEM. Also this is not about sex. It’s about being in the right fucking body, which I’m not. Trust me I know all about my other problems and this happens to be the one that I can’t fix no matter what I do. Most problems have solutions, or at least ways to make them less awful, but this one doesn’t, and death is preferable. I figure you’re not mentally equipped to empathize or even sympathize with me for long enough to understand that, though, or to understand anything out of your immediate perspective, for that matter.

And finally, six: You absolutely have no right to ask me to do anything of the sort, you close-minded bonehead. The “weiner biz” is absolutely the most relevant problem in my life and will be until I die, whenever that may be.  It is absolutely most important, and there’s no fixing what’s been done.

I don’t know what you were trying to accomplish lecturing me, but you’ve done a really great job at making me feel like shit, and you’ve failed spectacularly at making me want to commit suicide any less. 

teaquilashots:

cuteness is a finite resource I guess ‘cause I’m running out

cant wait to try to explain to my dad why i didnt end up eating anything, oops :/

Anonymous sent: 1, 5, 11, 17, 23, 31, 41, 47(:

(i love getting a random string of numbers bc it makes me feel like people care about the answers more ehehe thank)

1:What would you name your future daughter?
oh shit i havent thought about girl names in a while but probably something way more deadly sounding than the boys, like Siren or Hellbat.

5:What are you looking forward to in the next week?
college orientation!!

11:Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
sure i could, but what would be the fun in that?

17:Have you ever cried from being so mad?
i used to do that all the time. i still do sometimes but not nearly as much. thats pretty much the #1 reason i cry.

23:Have you ever been to Paris?
no but i can’t imagine i never will

31:Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
only if i want to look extra cool or if i see somebody that i dont want to see me

41:Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
taken but situationally polyamorous

47:Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
no. i hate the past, and i try to only care about now and onwards.

thank you anon!!

5 hours ago
Tagged: #asks #anon 

teaquilashots:

funfact: i have never ever not once read the word colonel right on the first try  

Anonymous sent: multiples of 10 pls

10:Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
too many times.

20:Who did you last see in person?
my dad like an hour ago

30:How is your heart lately?
capricious.

40:What is on your wrists right now?
a really cool punk bracelet

50:Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
god i hope so.

thank you anon! im glad i get to answer these so i have something to do.

6 hours ago
Tagged: #asks #anon 

50 questions, 50 ways to get to know me.

1: What would you name your future daughter?
2: Do you miss anyone?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
7: How late did you stay up last night?
8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
20: Who did you last see in person?
21: What is the last thing you said out lot?
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23: Have you ever been to Paris?
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25: Do you use chap stick?
26: Who did you last share a bed with?
27: Are you listening to music right now?
28: What is something you currently want right now?
29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
30: How is your heart lately?
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
33: What do people call you?
34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36: What are you listening to right now?
37: What is wrong with you right now?
38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
40: What is on your wrists right now?
41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
46: What were you doing at midnight last night?
47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
49: Have you ever been to New York?
50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?